Great little game here
I just wish you could have an upgrade system to show some form of progression. Either way-its a fun game with some re-playability.
This was wonderful!
This was like a little orgasm of corsair goodness! very short, but packed full of awesome details! splendid.
controls are obnoxious
the controls are obnoxious and sticky, completely ruining this otherwise great game.
fun little time waster
not a masterpiece, but I doubt that was what you were going for. Very simple, very intuitive, very funny.
from what I remember...
from what I remember I-smel had a game just like this, or at least a beta-version of one. I'm not imposing that you stole the idea though, they're just very similar. Anyway, nice idea nice animation but...the gameplay was to slow.
Yeah he did, we talked to him about that
boring idea and pretty boring to play. for what it was however, it was good.
this game was fun, and interesting but the controls got a bit goofy at times.
nice ideas here
you've got some good ideas here...expand and add better animation and ya might make something good.
you took the obtuse dead pan humor that valve is known for and somehow made a great, completely original experience.
it's alright, but the mobster in the back is taken from a tutorial website.
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